The internet is a strange place.
We have all of the leaked celebrity photos here for your viewing pleasure.
Note the fake-looking lizard creature above his shoulder on the right.
Then there is the infamous scene with the dancing girl, played by actress credited as Cecilia North - more on that below.
Some areas of the stronghold looked like they were made of styrofoam or plastic, but most were alright.
Armando Capo, playing the slave trader, becomes Arthur Clark.