Well done, Kate, for being so thrifty! Once inside, away from the cameras, we can only assume that various nubile members of Fortnums staff were forced to strip naked and throw foie gras at each other while the royal wenches laughed and laughed.
Then last year, these two beautiful people made an adorable baby for us all to swoon after.
Our Kate, Princess of Hearts, won't have anyone saying she's lazy and workshy: she took photos of her parents? Thank Christ for the Middletons.